COCKTAILS

SECRET LIFE OF PLANTS

When you sip on our Salty Mango Oolong Mai Tai, you’ll fall in love- and this time, it’ll be forever! $14.

*Contains Almonds

SHARON IS KAREN

It’s a Cucumber Vodka Soda on draft, baby! Carbonated in house. $13

PAPA DON’T PEACH

Our Peach Mojito with Rum, Mint, Peach & Dry White Port. It’ll treat you so good you’ll never want to leave! $13

HEART OF GOLD

Juicy Tequila Pineapple Pimm’s Cup with all the fixins! $14

KEY PARTY

Strawberry Tequila Negroni- Juicy, Bittersweet, & Boozy! Strawberry Tequila, Campari, Lillet Blanc, Grand Marnier, Licor 43, Orange Peel $16

WHO’S FOOLING WHO?

Spicy Margarita with Blanco Tequila, Tio Pepe, Lime, & Jalapeño Syrup $14

Make it with Mezcal for $4 more

OAXACAN SUNRISE

Mezcal Passion Fruit Margarita with a Strawberry Slushee Float, served in a Cactus, with a Hibiscus Salt Rim $17

*This drink packs a punch! Limit of two per person.

LOPRINZI’S MULE

Añejo Rum, Amari, Cynar, Ginger, Lemon, & Sarsparilla-Tamarind Syrup $13

MAMA DÚTS GIMLET

Coconut Fat-Washed Roku Gin, Salty Pandan Tincture, & Lime Cordial $16

A Portion of Proceeds Supports IRCO - Immigrant & Refugee Community Organization

SUPER SCIENCE TOKI HIGHBALL

Ice Cold Whiskey, Super-Charged Soda Water straight out of our fancy Suntory Highball Machine, & Lemon Peel. For relaxing times, make it Suntory times! $14

BALLER OLD FASHIONED

Our Very own Maker's Mark Private Select Bourbon, Cognac, Spiced Grapefruit Syrup, Bitters, Orange Peel, & a Big Cube! $17

JAZZY APEROL SPRITZ

Aperol, Sparkling Wine, Soda, & a juicy slice of fresh Orange served in a Big Goblet $13

HOUSE GIN & TONIC

Our House Gin & Tonic made with Beefeater Gin, Sweet Vermouth, Cardamom, Ginger, Cinnamon, Allspice, Orange, & Fever Tree Tonic $15

LIMITED EDITION

Hand-Selected El Tesoro Reposado Single Barrel Tequila three ways:

THE ORIGINAL OAXACAN OLD FASHIONED

Reposado tequila, Banhez Mezcal, Simple, Mole Bitters, Big Cube, Orange Twist $20

MILLIONAIRE MARGARITA

Reposado Tequila, Giffard Triple Sec, Fresh Juicy Lime, Simple, Lime Salt $20

HEY LOVE BOILERMAKER

A Scoot of our Reposado Tequila & A Half Glass of Limited Addition Orange Crush Wine $20

SLUSHEES

LET THE GOOD TIMES ROLL

Our Almost World Famous Frozen Irish Coffee! With Whiskey, Coffee, Irish Cream, Vanilla Soft Serve, Whipped Cream, & Oreo Sprinkles. Party in the USA! $13

TROPICAL CONTACT HIGH

Vodka, Tequila, Lime, Orange, Vanilla, &Pineapple Dole Whip- Bermuda, Bahama, Don’t You Know You Wanna?!  $13

MASTER OF KARATE & FRIENDSHIP

It’s a Strawberry Daiquiri! Funky Rums, Strawberry, Fresh Lime, & Dry Rosé $13

UTAH, GIMME TWO!

Mix the Pineapple Dole Whip & Strawberry Slushees Together, & Get Paid to Surf! $13

WINE

SPARKLING

Arnaud Lambert - Brézé Cremant Brut Loire Valley, France Crisp Acidity, Dry & Elegant $15/60

BOTTLE OF BALLER BUBBS

‘Tradition’ Lelarge-Pugeot Extra Brut Champagne Vrigny, Champagne, France
Nutty, Toasty, Citrus, Diamonds
Served with a Sparkler! $90

WHITE

Selection des Cognettes Muscadet Loire Valley, France Green Apple, Minerals. $11/44

Gruner Veltliner, Landmass Wines Columbia River Gorge, WA Bright, Crisp Acidity & Aromatics $16/64

SKIN CONTACT

Orange Crush- Limited Addition Co-Fermentation Yamhill Carlton AVA, WA Jasmine, Ginger & Honeysuckle $17/68

PINK

Mendivia Oso Rosado 2022 Columbia Gorge, WA Raspberries, Lemon Zest, Crisp $12/48

RED

Mon P’tit Pithon Red Blend 2022 Cotes Catalanes, France Cherry, Cranberry, Supple $13/52

BEER

DRAFT

Double Mountain x Hey Love IPA American IPA; ABV 5.8%; IBU 30 Sticky Orange, Pomelo, Pineapple, Tangerine & Mango. $7

Pfriem Rotating Lager Series A Rotating Selection of Lagers from Pfreim Brewery in Hood River! Guaranteed to be Light, Crisp, & Refreshing. $7

OTHER WAYS

-Montucky ‘Cold Snack’ Tall Can $4
-Modelo Especial $5
-Double Mountain Dry Cider $7
-Double Mountain IRA $7 -Belching Beaver Peanut Butter Stout $5 -Non-Alcoholic Corona $7 -Hitachino Nest Yuzu-Ginger Non-Ale $7

CLEAR EYES, FULL HEARTS,

NO PROOF

SASSY TAMI

This zippy Ginger, Tamarind-Sarsaparilla Lemonade is juuuuust right, 100% of the time! $8

LUSH LIFE

It’s an N/A Aperol Spritz! $12

ROSE CITY SWIZZLE

Pathfinder, Pineapple, Lemon, Orgeat, Simple, Mint $13

PHONY NEGRONI

Non-Alcoholic Negroni From St. Agrestis, served on the rocks with an Orange Wheel. The Negroni for when you aren’t Negroni-ing! $12

BARGAIN BEACH

A Michelada with our delicious house Bloody Mix & N/A Corona With a Tajin Salt Rim $11

COCO JOY COCONUT WATER

Amazing health benefits and down right delicious, you just found your favorite coconut water! $6

COPA CBD TROPICAL SELTZER 

Pineapple, Orange, & Mango, with delicate notes of Banana and Pear $6

MONDARIZ SPARKLING MINERAL WATER

Sparkling Spring Water from Mondariz Balneario, Pontevedra (Spain) $9

BLACK & WHITE COFFEE ROASTERS

Hot cup of batch-brewed coffee $4
Cold Brew Iced Coffee $6

RISHI TEA

English Breakfast, Earl Grey, Jasmine, Peppermint, & Turmeric Ginger $4
Vanilla Bean Overnight Iced Black Tea $4