COCKTAILS

LOPRINZI’S MULE

Añejo Rum, Amari, Cynar, Fresh Ginger, Lemon, & Sarsparilla-Tamarind Syrup $13

PAPA DON’T PEACH

Our Peach Mojito with Rum, Mint, Strawberry & Dry White Port. It’ll treat you so good you’ll never want to leave! $13

SHARON IS KAREN

It’s a Cucumber Vodka Soda Baby! Carbonated in House. $13

SUPER SCIENCE TOKI HIGHBALL

Ice Cold Toki Suntory Whiskey, Super-Charged Soda Water straight out of our fancy Suntory Highball Machine, & Lemon Peel. For relaxing times, make it Suntory times! $14

OAXACAN SUNRISE

Mezcal Union Passion Fruit Margarita with a Strawberry Slushee Float, served in a Cactus, with a Hibiscus Salt Rim $18

*This drink packs a punch! Limit of two per person.

WHO’S FOOLING WHO?

Spicy Margarita with Blanco Tequila, Fino Sherry, Lime, & Jalapeño Syrup $14

Make it with Mezcal for $4 more

COULDA WOULDA SHOULDA

Cool Weather Cosmo with Bombay Sapphire Gin, Absolut Grapefruit, Lime, & Cherry Cardamom Cordial. $15

SECRET LIFE OF PLANTS

When you sip on our Salty Mango Oolong Mai Tai, you’ll fall in love- and this time, it’ll be forever! $14.

*Contains Almonds

A GENTLEMAN’S KAFTAN

Hot Toddy with Bourbon, Brandy, Ginger, Coconut, Allspice, Lemon, Orange, & Honey $13

HEART OF GOLD

Juicy Tequila Pineapple Pimm’s Cup with All the Fixins! $14

HOUSE GIN & TONIC

Our House Gin & Tonic made with Fords Gin, Saffron Flowers, Apple Slice, Lemon Peel, & Fever Tree Tonic $16

JAZZY APEROL SPRITZ

Aperol, Sparkling Wine, Soda, & a Juicy Slice of Fresh Orange served in a Big Goblet $13

BALLER OLD FASHIONED

Our Very own Maker's Mark Private Select Bourbon, Spiced Grapefruit Syrup, Bitters, Orange Peel, & a Big Cube! $17

HIP TO BE SQUARE

Wild Turkey 101 Bourbon, Brandy, Scotch, Sweet Vermouth, Benedictine, Maraschino, Bitters, Lemon Peel, Big Cube $16

MAMA DÚTS GIMLET

Coconut Fat-Washed Roku Gin, Salty Pandan Tincture, & Lime Cordial $16

A Portion of Proceeds Supports IRCO - Immigrant & Refugee Community Organization

LIMITED EDITION

Hand-Selected El Tesoro Reposado Single Barrel Tequila three ways:

THE ORIGINAL OAXACAN OLD FASHIONED

Reposado Tequila, Banhez Mezcal, Simple, Mole Bitters, Big Cube, Orange Twist $20

MILLIONAIRE MARGARITA

Reposado Tequila, Giffard Triple Sec, Fresh Juicy Lime, Simple, Lime Salt $20

HEY LOVE BOILERMAKER

A Scoot of our Reposado Tequila & A Half Glass of Arnaud Lambert’s ‘Midi’ $20

SLUSHEES

LET THE GOOD TIMES ROLL

Our Almost World Famous Frozen Irish Coffee! Whiskey, Coffee, Irish Cream, Vanilla Soft Serve, Whipped Cream, & Oreo Sprinkles. Party in the USA! $13

*Contains: Gluten

TROPICAL CONTACT HIGH

Vodka, Tequila, Lime, Orange, Vanilla, & Pineapple Dole Whip- Bermuda, Bahama, Don’t You Know You Wanna?!  $13

MASTER OF KARATE & FRIENDSHIP

It’s a Strawberry Daiquiri! Funky Rums, Strawberry, Fresh Lime, & Dry Rosé $13

UTAH, GIMME TWO!

Swirl the Pineapple Dole Whip & Strawberry Slushees Together, & Get Paid to Surf! $13

WINE

SPARKLING

Arnaud Lambert - Brézé Cremant Brut Loire Valley, France Crisp Acidity, Dry & Elegant

$16/ $64

BOTTLE OF BALLER BUBBS

‘Invitation’ Hure Freres Champagne Champagne, France
Nutty, Toasty, Citrus, Diamonds
Served with a Sparkler!

$90

WHITE

Selection des Cognettes Muscadet Loire Valley, France Green Apple, Minerals

$12/ $48

Gruner Veltliner, Landmass Wines Columbia River Gorge, WA Bright, Crisp Acidity & Aromatics

$16/ $64

Arnaud Lambert Brézé Saumur ‘Midi’ Loire, France Juicy Minerality, Complex, Fun

$17/ $68

PINK

Cave de la Bouquette Sancerre Rose 2023 Domaine Thierry Veron, Loire, France Crisp, Dry, Light & Fruity

$16/ $64

RED

Mon P’tit Pithon Red Blend 2022 Cotes Catalanes, France Cherry, Cranberry, Supple

$13/ $52

CHILLED RED

Les Vignerons D’Estezargues, Carambouille Rhone Valley, France Juicy Fruits, Complex Crusher, Red Wine Supernova

$12/ $48

BEER

DRAFT

Double Mountain x Hey Love IPA American IPA; ABV 5.8%; IBU 30 Sticky Orange, Pomelo, Pineapple, Tangerine & Mango

$8

Pfriem Rotating Lager Series A Rotating Selection of Lagers from Pfreim Brewery in Hood River! Guaranteed to be Light, Crisp, & Refreshing

$8

OTHER WAYS

-Old German Tall Can $5
-Modelo Especial $5
-Double Mountain Dry Cider $7
-Double Mountain IRA $7 -Belching Beaver Peanut Butter Stout $6

-Non-Alcoholic Corona $7

CLEAR EYES, FULL HEARTS,

NO PROOF

SASSY TAMI

This zippy Ginger, Tamarind-Sarsaparilla Lemonade is juuuuust right, 100% of the time! $8

PHONY NEGRONI

Non-Alcoholic Negroni From St. Agrestis, served on the rocks with an Orange Wheel. The Negroni for when you aren’t Negroni-ing! $12

ROSE CITY SWIZZLE

Pathfinder, Pineapple, Lemon, Orgeat, Simple, Mint $13

FRIEND OF A FRIEND

Cherry, Lime Cordial, Ginger, Almond, Cardamom, & Tamarind Jarritos $11

*Contains: Almonds

BARGAIN BEACH

A Michelada with our delicious house Bloody Mix & N/A Corona With a Tajin Salt Rim $11

COCO JOY COCONUT WATER

Amazing health benefits and down right delicious, you just found your favorite coconut water! $7

COPA CBD TROPICAL SELTZER 

Pineapple, Orange, & Mango, with delicate notes of Banana and Pear $7

MONDARIZ SPARKLING MINERAL WATER

Sparkling Spring Water from Mondariz Balneario, Pontevedra (Spain) $9

BLACK & WHITE COFFEE ROASTERS

Hot cup of batch-brewed coffee $4
Cold Brew Iced Coffee $6

RISHI TEA

English Breakfast, Earl Grey, Jasmine, Peppermint, & Turmeric Ginger $4
Vanilla Bean Overnight Iced Black Tea $4