COCKTAILS
LOPRINZI’S MULE
Añejo Rum, Amari, Cynar, Fresh Ginger, Lemon, & Sarsparilla-Tamarind Syrup $13
PAPA DON’T PEACH
Our Peach Mojito with Rum, Mint, Strawberry & Dry White Port. It’ll treat you so good you’ll never want to leave! $13
SHARON IS KAREN
It’s a Cucumber Vodka Soda Baby! Carbonated in House. $13
HEART OF GOLD
Juicy Tequila Pineapple Pimm’s Cup with All the Fixins! $14
JAZZY APEROL SPRITZ
Aperol, Sparkling Wine, Soda, & a Juicy Slice of Fresh Orange served in a Big Goblet $13
OAXACAN SUNRISE
Mezcal Union Passion Fruit Margarita with a Strawberry Slushee Float, served in a Cactus, with a Hibiscus Salt Rim $18
*This drink packs a punch! Limit of two per person.
WHO’S FOOLING WHO?
Spicy Margarita with Blanco Tequila, Fino Sherry, Lime, & Jalapeño Syrup $14
Make it with Mezcal for $4 more
ESPRESSO MARTINI
Tito’s Vodka, Vanilla Vodka, Kahlua & Cold Brew Coffee from B&W Coffee Roasters $16
SUMMERS WITH GENEVIEVE
Tito’s Vodka, Lustau Fino Sherry, Bianco & Dry Vermouths, Orange Bitters, Olives & A Lemon Twist. Served Ice Cold with Mini Bottle Service $16
BALLER OLD FASHIONED
Our Very own Maker's Mark Private Select Bourbon, Spiced Grapefruit Syrup, Bitters, Orange Peel, & a Big Cube! $17
GARDEN PARTY BARBIE
Gin, Amontillado Sherry, Mezcal, Aperol, Carrot Juice, Coconut Cream, Garden Salt - Spring in a glass! $13
SUPER SCIENCE TOKI HIGHBALL
Ice Cold Toki Suntory Whiskey, Super-Charged Soda Water straight out of our fancy Suntory Highball Machine, & Lemon Peel. For relaxing times, make it Suntory times! $14
CLOVER CLUB G & T
Strawberry & Raspberry Infused Gin, Chamomile, Blanc Vermouth, Lemon Peel & Fever Tree Tonic Water $12
SECRET LIFE OF PLANTS
When you sip on our Salty Mango Oolong Mai Tai, you’ll fall in love- and this time, it’ll be forever! $14.
*Contains Almonds
MAMA DÚTS GIMLET
Coconut Fat-Washed Roku Gin, Salty Pandan Tincture, & Lime Cordial $16
A Portion of Proceeds Supports IRCO - Immigrant & Refugee Community Organization
SLUSHEES
GIRL, LET YOUR MANGO
Mango Margarita Slushee! Tequila, Lime, Mango, Tajin & a Lime Wedge $13
MASTER OF KARATE & FRIENDSHIP
It’s a Strawberry Daiquiri! Funky Rums, Strawberry, Fresh Lime, & Dry Rosé $13
UTAH, GIMME TWO!
Swirl the Mango Margarita & Strawberry Slushees Together, & Get Paid to Surf! $13
LET THE GOOD TIMES ROLL
Our Almost World Famous Frozen Irish Coffee! Whiskey, Coffee, Irish Cream, Vanilla Soft Serve, Whipped Cream, & Oreo Sprinkles. Party in the USA! $13
*Contains: Gluten
WINE
SPARKLING
J. L. Denois ‘Tradition’ Extra Brut
Languedoc, France
Nectarine, Toasted Hazelnut
$15/$60
Almacita Sparkling Brut Rosé
Mendoza, Argentina
Summer Strawberry, Rose Petal, Pink Lemonade
$11/$44
BOTTLE OF BALLER BUBBS
‘Horizon’ Pascal Doquet Champagne
Champagne, France
Crunchy Pear, Biscoff, Salty Air
$90
WHITE
Selection des Cognettes Muscadet
Loire Valley, France
HoneyCrisp Apple, Canteloupe
$12/$48
Landmass Wines Multitudes, Pinot Gris/ Chardonnay Blend
Columbia River Gorge, WA
Poached Pear, White Blossoms
$14/$52
SKIN CONTACT
Luna Duna Naranjo
Mendoza, Argentina
Dried Apricot, Jasmine Tea
$12/$52 (1 L)
PINK
Olivares Garnacha Rosé
Jumilla, Spain
Juicy Watermelon Porch Pounder
$10/$40
RED
The Perfect Red
Solano County, CA
Marionberry & Smooth Sailing
$12/$48
Les Vignerons D’Estezargue ‘La Montagnette’
Cotes du Rhone, France
Red Berries & Dark Chocolate
$12/$48
CHILLED RED
Altolandon, 4 Pisos
Castilla, La Mancha, Spain
Chocolate Covered Blueberries
$14/$65
NON-ALCOHOLIC
Noughty Sparkling Rosé
De-Alcoholized Temperanillo from La Mancha, Spain
Fresh Raspberry, Soft Ripe Apples, Bright, Nose Tickling Bubbles, Dry Finish
* <0.5% ABV
$11/$44
BEER
DRAFT
Double Mountain x Hey Love IPA $8
American IPA; ABV 5.8%; IBU 30
Sticky Orange, Pomelo, Pineapple, Tangerine & Mango
Pfriem Rotating Lager Series $8
A Rotating Selection of Lagers from Pfreim Brewery in Hood River!
Guaranteed to be Light, Crisp, & Refreshing
Double Mountain x Hey Love IPA x Maker’s Mark Barrel Aged Chocolate Stout (12 oz) $8
We made a Private Select Barrel of Bourbon with our pals at Maker's Mark! When they delivered the barrel we passed it right on to Double Mountain so they could age their delicious chocolate stout in it. Now you can try this lovely beer on its own, or the bourbon and beer side by side. Cheers!
OTHER WAYS
Old German Tall Can $5
Modelo Especial $5
Double Mountain Dry Cider $7
Double Mountain IRA $7
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Non-Alcoholic Corona $7
Asahi Super Dry N/A Lager $7
‘Hitachino Nest’ Yuzu-Ginger NonAle $8
CLEAR EYES, FULL HEARTS,
NO PROOF
SASSY TAMI
This Zippy Ginger Tamarind-Sarsaparilla Lemonade is juuuuust right, 100% of the time! $9
ROSE CITY SWIZZLE
Pathfinder, Pineapple, Lemon, Orgeat, Simple, Mint $13
PHONY NEGRONI
Non-Alcoholic Negroni From St. Agrestis, served on the rocks with an Orange Wheel. The Negroni for when you aren’t Negroni-ing! $12
PHONY ESPRESSO NEGRONI
Same as above, but with the flavor and caffeine of Espresso $12
NOUGHTY SPARKLING ROSÉ
De-Alcoholized Temperanillo from La Mancha, Spain
Fresh Raspberry, Soft Ripe Apples, Bright, Nose Tickling Bubbles, Dry Finish
* <0.5% ABV
$11/$44
N/A BLOODY MIRIAM
Hey Love House Bloody Mix with Tomato, Old Bay, Tamarind, Valentina Hot Sauce, & Mushroom Bouillon $8
N/A BARGAIN BEACH
A Michelada with our delicious house Bloody Mix & N/A Corona With a Tajin Salt Rim $10
COCO JOY COCONUT WATER
Amazing health benefits and down right delicious, you just found your favorite coconut water! $7
MONDARIZ SPARKLING MINERAL WATER
Sparkling Spring Water from Mondariz Balneario, Pontevedra (Spain) $9
SODA POP
RC Cola, Diet RC, Dr. Pepper, Ginger Ale, Cock & Bull Ginger Beer, Lemon Lime, Tonic, Soda Water $3
BLACK & WHITE COFFEE ROASTERS
Hot cup of batch-brewed coffee $4
Cold Brew Iced Coffee $6
RISHI TEA
English Breakfast, Earl Grey, Jasmine, Peppermint, & Turmeric Ginger $4
Vanilla Bean Overnight Iced Black Tea $4